no, he came in my armpit
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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