Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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