it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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