"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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