It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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