I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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