But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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