Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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