My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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