i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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