Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just googled if crying burns calories
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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