i just google imaged poop.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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