He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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