idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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