scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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