So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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