But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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