hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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