So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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