somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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