your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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