He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you mean i was at the winter classic?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
