Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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