in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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