So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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