You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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