Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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