She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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