he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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