Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I need a beard to bite.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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