super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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