Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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