Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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