You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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