IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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