and i looked up. we had an audience...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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