I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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