maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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