why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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