Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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