I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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