You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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