just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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