Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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