That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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