I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Boobs are out for the taking
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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