Will you blow on my dice?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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