trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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