with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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