he shaved USA in his pubs
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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