dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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