therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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