"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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