? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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