***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
