I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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