i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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