I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Everything about him screamed your future.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
