I wanna bring you to show and tell
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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